Moments later, the White Witch rolls up and, confused, tries to tempt the probe with a firmware upgrade.
Opening Dialogue by Scott
Protip: Even without the red spiders, never have a conversation halfway through a baloon ride.
Man, this trick has saved me so many times.
The heartfelt tune it plays is CC licensed, and you can get it from my seed at JoinDiaspora.com whenever that project gets going.
I always considered that the word 'blog' would get less *silly* as the years went by.
If only I had asked 4chan for ideas about what I should do to prevent this.